Big Energy for Tight Pants
I bet Jesus Christ had a big dick. His energy would lend to that assumption of course. I know there is no historical way to prove this, the biblical authors probably never had the privilege of seeing the holy grail, however I am convinced that the Prince of Peace was well endowed. I don’t want to be crass, and I’ll probably go to hell for this, but you’ve thought about it right? Literally, the alpha of his friend group renowned for his leadership, power of persuasion, and vibrant masculine energy… if that’s not BDE idk what is. Gandhi had it as well, in fact… I’ll go as far as to say some of the most beloved leaders that have been assassinated had large wangs, larger than average chi, prana, life force. Kennedy had it for sure, Abe Lincoln?... I mean c’mon. MLK Jr, Malcom X and I am sure I am missing a few more but they all posed a threat to generally lamer men with lesser … energy and shorter…. tempers. My theory (that I submit to the board of review) is that the main cause of these assassinations was quite simply, frustration for not having a big enough… influence. Now I am NOT in the illuminati, nor do I know any free masons including Nick Cage, (who btw….BDE for sure) but it doesn’t take a genius to observe that these powerfully hung men posed a threat to fragile egos.
Let us not discount the fact that Women can also have BDE. It’s called fierceness, Kween things, divine feminine etc.… Beyonce is exhibit A, if there are any doubts… just listen to “Drunk in Love” on repeat until you are convinced otherwise. It is a concept that many people understand and those who don’t… who call Yonce “overrated” are just not woke yet, and thats okay…there’s still time. However, Women (a lot of them) can exist in such a powerful enigmatic way that people are drawn to them like Pooh bear is to honey. It requires the similar chi, prana, life force as found in the mighty masculine, add in a breakthrough from societal constructs, standing for a cause, and walking tall and unaffected and there she is. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Rosa Parks, Michelle Obama, Dolly Parton and Lizzo to name a few…they just have/had it. I like to think I have it on particularly good hair days. On most days actually, I hope to give off big dick vibes...it’s #goals : )
I really hope this isn’t offensive to you know, …not you, but OTHER people.
