Sandy is an over thinker, drinker and fairly outrageous stinker. When her best friends moved all around the world, she decided to capture her thoughts in text… and let me tell you, it gets pretty weird.

Best Lyrics: E-40 edition

Best Lyrics: E-40 edition

I make a bitch stand outside forever like the Statue of Liberty

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And here's another thing I thought that you should know

I'll make a ho stand outside forever like a scarecrow

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Professional sucka ducker, duckin' suckas

Got more game than Dave and Buster's 

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You can tell that I'm a D-boy by my baller tummy

Sometimes I'm just uppity-up, sometimes I dress skummy

Sometimes I dress high class, sometimes I dress bummy

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I be more hipper than a hippopotamus

Get off in your head like a neurologist

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Oh, we gettin' Chalupa

Wrapped cheese in a rubber band and call it the Gouda

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Star Wars? (nope), Yoda? (yup)

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Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em

I ain’t got none, but I’m planning on growing some

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Heavyweight, a vet not a amateur 

Looted up, I push pies like Marie Callender

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