Skin Sauce

I wonder how humans moisturized before lotion was invented. Did it matter? I imagine people were not stressing about their skin looking young when they were also dropping dead in their thirties.

How did the inventor of lotion pitch his ideas to people? Listen, you will be so shiny; its gonna look like you ran through a meadow in the morning or you’ve been spit on by a thousand angels. Slather this salve on your rough bits.

OMG

I just looked up lotion in history. In ancient Greece people rubbed olive oil on themselves to protect their skin from the sun. That sounds hella delicious. Pasta-baked Timothy out here tossing discs and stuff.

On a side note, Olives always look juicy AF.